goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.

You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.

by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020

pack shit

To be the active or inserting partner in anal intercourse.

I wanted him to fuck me, and he told me he just loved to pack shit.

by Mouther May 28, 2007

Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

Shit Brittle

The brown crusty spot on your aged undwear. Usually found under beds or at your local perverts house.

Jermey found some shit brittle and served it to his girlfriend for dinner.

by Rallyrcr150 April 23, 2007

Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

shit frosted

someone smothered in shit

OMG she's been shit frosted by that damn cow

by icenate February 3, 2004

Shit Whistle

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.

"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 4, 2013