toledo tootsie roll

To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.

Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."

by Steve scuba September 22, 2017

Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

lets roll around

The act of making love in an agressive or dominant fashion

Hey honey (lets roll around)

by Jr. El Chapo October 10, 2017

Roll the dice

Slang term that means masturbation. When u fake roll dice with your hand it looks like a jerking motion.

Man I'm about to roll the dice haha I'm so horny.

Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet

by LD;) October 10, 2017

Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.

I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?

by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017

roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017

rolling dough

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman from behind, 'doggy style,' while holding on to the top of her ass cheeks, like he is rolling dough.

I was banging Lauren so hard last night while she was on all fours, it seemed like I was rolling dough because I was holding her booty so much.

by Rolling ass cheeks June 10, 2017