National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

National Eat Garbage Day

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can

Boy “What day is it today”
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day”

by Mmdddkk May 23, 2018

National kiss a mullet day

On this day you gotta kiss any guy/girl with a mullet

Hey you hear it national kiss a mullet day bows my chance to kiss that cute truck guy

by Yetusthatfetus October 20, 2019

National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

National Send a Nude Day

October 16, otherwise known as National Send a Nude Day! If someone sends you this, you must in return, send them a nude.

NATIONAL SEND A NUDE DAY, MARK IT ON YA CALENDAR

by dickjewbold October 16, 2019

National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.

Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019

national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018