Mexican Squirrel

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022

Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.

Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024

mexican rough rider

When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.

Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.

by rarooklol May 18, 2016

Mexican flywheel

The Mexican Fly wheel is a dangerous sex position where a male Mexican suspends himself from a calling fan and flys around the room while the woman jumps on top backwards. This now becomes a flywheel as they are flying around the room

Hey do you want to try the Mexican Flywheel tonight ? I am feeling dangerous.

by WhiteMagic09 February 1, 2025

Mexican soup bowl

A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.

"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"

by Thermex March 29, 2018

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

HU with a Mexican person day

October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.

-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb

by C mamo October 29, 2019