Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020

hoe cake

a “hoe cake” is when a man and a woman are in a car or bed and they flip positions during sex (like a pancake is flipped).

“me and my girl had a hoe cake yesterday.”

by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023

Cake

To have a lot of money

I have so much cake, I don't know what to do with it.
I can buy whatever I want, because of all my cake.

by fabulousbloke December 23, 2017

Don't be a cake

Don't be an idiot,

Don't be a cake today

by The Main " July 14, 2023

Cake boy

Someone who post passive aggressive shit aimed at the people they live with

Ugh... Roberta’s being such a cake boy about this party

by Meh_th November 21, 2017

Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution

King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head

by Azophi December 19, 2018