May

it’s the fifth month of the year not a stuck-up persons name

random: I love may
May: huh?! i love you too
random: i meant the month not you

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

mai

ruu’s soulmate ! <3

chanhee loves MAI ! i think MAI deserves the world !

by mai’s soulmate August 18, 2021

May 25

National go up to Jonathan and pull down he’s pants then suck he’s dick

Boy1: omg it’s Jonathan let’s suck he’s dick

Boy2: omg he’s dick is big 🤤

May 25

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 23, 2022

May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!

Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh

by Nrbdjdndndbd May 8, 2022

May 12

Shiveins special day (the day he was born)

Its may 12 that means its shiveins special day

by shiveinsecretadmirer May 12, 2022

May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.

« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »

by John Fartston April 19, 2025

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024