meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.

Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."

by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean

A legume or an small person

Tara is a small bean

by Stripe_the_tiger July 14, 2020

Smol bean

A small or cute person

Tara is a smol bean

by Stripe_the_tiger July 14, 2020

Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist

man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020

No bean

Not good, just not good.

Pickles are no bean man.

by Nobeanmachine July 22, 2020