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Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.
Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.
by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018
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Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.
Look Michael is weird and gay
by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022
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Michael Beekman

🤓
Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You just got clapped 🤓🤓
by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022
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michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.
by shortandround August 2, 2023
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Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT
by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020
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Michael

Michael is ugly and fat
by Jduxu bsbdufbch November 22, 2021
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