is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
Get the michaelmug. 
by amelia07 April 4, 2021
Get the michael scalesmug. The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. I love you Michael
by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.
She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.
Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.
She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.
Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
Get the Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshkimug. Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug.