bean

A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual

Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏

by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019

Bean Screen

The female equivalent of cock block. Coined by @YaBoyRoshi on YouTube.

1.Taiga noticed a girl making moves on her mans so she ran over and set up the Bean Screen.

2. Sally finally worked up the courage to talk to her crush but she got Bean Screened by the popular chick.

by Josh Mr.Fire April 11, 2022

Bean

A name given to someone who is a sweet, precious boy

Brendan is a good bean

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017

/bean

/bean is A alternative to /ban in group chats

Guy1: (bad joke)
Admin:/bean guy1

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017