redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.

In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Hitch Bucket

1. A bucket on a receiver hitch of a vehicle where person can throw there fucks they don't give.

2. A nasty person

3. Cum dumpster

4. A bitch

5. Miserable person

6. A term used to confuse people

7. A bucket on a hitch

8. If you see someone with a bucket on a hitch they probably don't know its there. A prank to make people point and laugh at that person and their vehicle.

9. A conversation piece

You're just a damn hitch bucket.

Hey look someone has a bucket on their hitch.

by North East Sask June 4, 2021

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021

Family bucket

When a person has three or more children with three or more different significant others. All of the siblings have different mothers or fathers. The parent is called a family bucket.

Stacy has six different baby daddy's. That hoe is such a family bucket.

by eeby1 July 1, 2021

Kit Bucket

Some stinky little cat very stinky very poopy. A very small kitten so small that they don’t fit in a sand bucket

Have you heard of Kit bucket!? Created by a very funny guy called polaq

by Guyfromfortnite July 4, 2021

jism bucket

A male or female person whose primary use in life is to be a sperm depository.

Fred is such a jism bucket, it leaks from his ears.

by Nailbanger July 10, 2021

bronko bucket list

a bucket list in which you get these four

things from your favourite girl
• makeout
• get head
• ear her out
• smash
if you do these 4 you have completed the bronko bucket list congrats king.

tom:Hey brew i completed the bronko bucket list with my favourite girl

jack:congrats

by jackthecake28 July 13, 2021