Boner

Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.

(In public)

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!

(At home)

Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….

by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

Boner

A guy who sucks or a loser

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner

by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

Boner

when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with

I have a huge boner because I saw 4 big guys on my screen

by mzdth May 28, 2023

GAY PENG BONERS

The gay peng boners are fittest human beings ever

They are in a group including ruby , George and Vince

They all have big dicks

Those fit boners and GAY PENG BONERS

by Lololoolol123 April 14, 2019

Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.

Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!

by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023