Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018

Spicy Taco

When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream

My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry

by Smalls Biggie October 26, 2018

Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

Taco Syndrome

When you are alone in a room with a Taco, and you are afraid Taco will hurt you.

Don't be ridicules, there is no Taco in the room. Are you having a Taco Syndrome?

by King-Gen November 2, 2018

Taco

A taco is something you eat. God how do you not know that?

Dude 1= I just ate a taco from taco bell, it was delicious like my girl's taco. Dude 2= oh, I didn't need to know that.

by ♡Bubbly_2005¤~¤♡ December 28, 2018

glossy taco

This word/words come from the youtuber simply nailogical you probably came to this site because of Cristine. HOLOSEXUAl FOR LIFE. Cristine usually uses this word/words when she is applying a thick coat of glossy topcoat.

Now through on a quick coat of glossy taco and then it is all done.

by happy holodays December 29, 2018

Glossy Taco

A word given by the H💿L📀 queen (Cristine). Defined as using a ThIcK coat of a clear topcoat.

Cristine add a glossy taco after her nail art.

by H💿L📀_Gacha_Ocelot December 31, 2018