by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
by eggshitter February 12, 2019
Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.
Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.
Who up Abey-Pooing right now?
Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
Who up Abey-Pooing right now?
Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
by UnbentRaccoon February 25, 2025
When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.
Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017