national punch a sagittarius day

Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall

Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!

by EyeOut4selener January 17, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

on april 13 you send nudes to anyone who asks

Hey its national send nudes day you should send some

by mcdavey96types April 13, 2019

National swallow dick trip

June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers

Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work

by Moneyman will June 12, 2019

National Thigh Pic Day

National Thigh Pic Day is May 31st in Washington and Tennessee.

is today National Thigh Pic Day?
Yeah

by thigh pic day May 30, 2021

National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

by DaRacoon March 12, 2020

National turn boys on day

National turn boys on day is when you gently rub around a boys crotch area and give them a boner

Omg so basically I just turned my boyfriend on

Why
Because Today is national turn boys on day

by Jackostar January 6, 2021

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019