gay zoned

When your crush turns you down because "she's gay", being unable to come up with a better excuse.

"Dude how about you get off that Valorant shit and get your ass to the gym, you've been gay zoned like thrice now."

by papapair123 January 7, 2023

gay coincidence

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.

(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.

by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

Ed is gay

Its way too true

Ed is gay ed is gay ed is gay

by ed is gay March 2, 2021

Gay nigga

Gangstalicious from The Boondocks

He kissed a nigga that means he’s a Gay nigga

by Niggas Coming July 20, 2020

Gay Obama

Gay Obama is the action of butt fucking Obama while he's wife is watching sponge Bob in the other room

wow you really did gay Obama that's impressive

by Drawing_bean July 2, 2021

Gay Chicken

A game in which two straight boys lean in to kiss one another until one pulls away. The one that pulls away first is the proclaimed Gay Chicken.

"Man, Mike is a pro at Gay Chicken, he even uses tongue."

"No way, I could never do that, I could only last a few minutes cause no homo."

"Yeah, I've seen it go so far before, it's crazy man. I could last only a few seconds, since I'm not gay haha."

by gaychickenkingmike June 5, 2018

gay marriage

I cannot belive all the assholes who say that gays marrying is wrong. Im not gay Im straight but i belive that gays should have every single right everyone else has. I mean america is supposed to be some great free country and look whats happening all over again. Discrimation against anyone for anything is wrong. Being against gay marrige would be like how america has discriminated against people so many times before and here we are in our day and age still doing it. Just because gay isnt a race or gender doesnt mean they can have their rights taken away.

sick bastards how could you be so cruel..

by Whatever April 6, 2005