A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
by Amogusss June 13, 2022
Get the Fortnitemug. fortnite is a gay rip off of pubg, where the shotguns do 3 damage from 0.1 meters, people kill their mum's for fortnite.
by UnJimKong September 25, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. You're cranking on or dying from little kids or grown-ass adults that play the game way too much. with that it also keeps getting worse each season
by zackypoo99xx October 14, 2022
Get the fortnitemug. by PUBG_GOD_69 June 8, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a great game but when you give a twelve year old kid your fucking credit card details he will make your credit card booty clap itself. also if you mix a p90 with a 12 year old kid your gonna get absolutely destroyed like how your dad already does to you. All these niggahs out here think they can be Daequan and OOGA BOOGA your ass think their so fucking cool.
Friend - "Hey man wanna play some fortnite" ?
Me - " Are you fucking gay or something, do you like getting your ass clapped by 12's with a p90" ?
Me - " Are you fucking gay or something, do you like getting your ass clapped by 12's with a p90" ?
by BOOOOOIIIII September 11, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. “mummy can I have v-bucks for fortnite?”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
by Realtor Joe December 30, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug.