Face rape

In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...

Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."

by fgsfds? April 5, 2009

face rape

When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.

Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.

by Madison Ryder December 9, 2008

face-ted

n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted

Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.

by Butters Budlightington February 13, 2010

Hotdog Face

An individual who when embarrassed turns extremely red in the face.

"Jonathan turned into a Hotdog Face when everyone found out he passes gas loudly due to his tight sphincter."

by Captain Raptor May 13, 2009

Making Faces

1. Slang for taking a huge dump. In reference to the bizarre facial expressions sometimes needed to work out a deuce.

I'll be in the downstairs bathroom making faces.

by Mastershake5333 January 10, 2007

gimme face

To give a female oral sex

"He didn't stay hard that long, so I had that nigga gimme face cause I wanted to come too!!"

by Kim N January 14, 2007

cat's face

Slang term for cunt, pissflaps, furry front bottom, gash, snatch, fanny, wizard's sleeve, clown's pocket, bearded clam, pussy, vagina, twat, box, beaver, minge, quim, crack

Did she take off her panties?
Yeah, I saw the cat's face.

by PozzaJ December 9, 2008