by Reg meat September 27, 2022
Get the Trailer trash bummug. The word “bum” and the person “Aiden Weinberger” are of equal equivalence. Aiden Weinberger is there biggest bum in all of great neck if not the entire world, and is such a bum that he’s in his own club that even meddy can join. All he does is bum all day every day and calls other people bums when they aren’t even close to being one, let alone miles away from being on Aiden Weinberger’s level of bumness. He is simply just on another level of bum that nobody can ever reach him no matter what.
“Hey, Is that Aiden Weinberger?”
“Yes, he’s the biggest bum in all of Great Neck. Don’t go near him he’s contagious.”
“Wow, now I’ll never go near the biggest bum in all of great neck, thanks!”
“Yes, he’s the biggest bum in all of Great Neck. Don’t go near him he’s contagious.”
“Wow, now I’ll never go near the biggest bum in all of great neck, thanks!”
by ScrubIt6969 August 28, 2021
Get the Bummug. by Kisoan October 3, 2019
Get the Bum holemug. I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Bum the hamstermug. by Bigbeanbrain February 27, 2020
Get the Mookie bum bummug. A big bum that likes to eat peubs. In his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. Sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his butthole and makes him lick her tits. He tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. He is a bum.
by NickRzeznik December 19, 2013
Get the hilde the bummug. To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018
Get the Pokey chokey bum wankmug.