Lexi-poo

MY girlfriend, a name only gabe can say :), shes mine btw not urs. mine

gabe-LEXI POO I MISSED YOU,
lexi-I MISSED YOU TOO :)
gabe-I love you lexi-poo sussy wussy baka :)

by BALL1ST1Cgecko0 December 06, 2021

bing bong poo

When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.

"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"

by benas12345678910 January 09, 2021

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore April 01, 2014

Poo Fridge

When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.

Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!

by John Wock April 14, 2022

Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.

My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Poo cacka

poo cacka means that u smell like a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole

Guy 1: ew what's that smell?
Guy 2: that's just Jonathan, he smells like poo cacka
Guy 1: what's poo cacka?
Guy 2: it's the smell of a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole.
Guy 1: oh ok.

by shrimpdick47 August 09, 2020

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023