National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.

October 10th is the national day where you can beat up your Mexican friends.

For October 10th, I beat up my Mexican friend because it was National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.

by joseph stalin 00 October 10, 2023

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Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

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Mexican Deluxe

When you take anal beads out of a women’s ass and swallow all the shit that comes out of it

Ripa gave McGuire a Mexican Deluxe last night

by auxzq May 27, 2021

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Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

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