This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
Get the Eaton Dry Bummug. by Re re kid84 August 2, 2021
Get the Crazy Bum Bummug. 
by Miqoel June 11, 2016
Get the Bum-brow titty fuckmug. Bum narcissists are self-centered people characterized as having an excessive interest in one's arse, the amount of area it takes up and the curvature of it. This is often done whilst simultaneously judging other people's bums.
by Dustydrooper June 13, 2022
Get the Bum-narcissistmug. A bum is the opposite of a demigod. A bum is doesn't know how to do anything, is like a bot, and above all just asinine.
by DeMiGoD_13 August 30, 2019
Get the bummug. An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.
by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021
Get the Fingering Bummug.