Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

is water wet

Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.

Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained

Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4

by Croldfish December 27, 2021

Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

Wet William James the III

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.

Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.

by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025

Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022