Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

botty bean

A homosexual Mexican

"You botty bean."

by Al3sha September 11, 2016

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Adv. Beans

Around 22 bored students sitting in a zoom call chatting about beans

I love being in Adv. beans

by Mr. Bean Man October 1, 2020

bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.

Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away

by ArchieUwU September 8, 2023

Green Beans

I HATE GREEN BEANS DADDY!!!! Jeffy from SML

just scream it. When you are mad,and hate green beans,say the following above!

by kamnoz65 November 30, 2021

Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition

Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022