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May 22nd

National hate Ethan day. Make sure to say something mean about Ethan this day.
P1 - "Hey it's May 22nd today!"
P2 - "Aw, Ethan is so stupid"
P3 - "and chopped"
by Blair Oaks Barstool May 21, 2025
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May 23

National Abbas Day.
This was a historical holiday, marked by the celebration of multitudes of people changing their instagram profile pictures to become: Abbas.

National Abbas Day can be celebrated by anyone, for any friend. Gather a group, find a target (friend) and all of you must change your profile pictures to a funny photo of them.

A day where we all unite as one regardless of past mistakes, differences, and all the sort. A day of fun, silliness, and appreciation.
Happy Abbas Day! Its May 23! We changed our PFPs to a picture of you looking silly!
by kirachuu May 23, 2025
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May 23

National grab your boyfriend's boobs day. A day to grab your boyfriend's boobs, whether he has some or not.
"Happy May 23 dear boyfriend, give me your boobs"
"How could I forget, grab away."
by xanadont69 May 23, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
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