Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.

"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."

by CD1000 August 12, 2025

Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.

"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.

"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Rocha's Law

The smarter the user of an AI, the more potential of the AI.

Man 1: Look, I made this working communistic economy simulator on gpt-5

Man 2: Rocha's Law hard at work.

by Triple Yellow August 13, 2025

Ethan’s law

A mathematical equation meaning 0.999 recuring is equal to 1 due to a third being 0.333 recuring so 3 thirds aka 1 hole is equal to 0.9999 recuring

I used Ethan’s law to figure out if it actually equaled one

by Maverick8223 August 14, 2025

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership

"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"

by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025