milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.

by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017

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douche pm

The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.

Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...

by joehavelda October 29, 2010

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When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

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A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido May 19, 2011

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douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016

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Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 12, 2021

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A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles

your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.

by smokes420 March 30, 2011

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