Bray one off

British slang for masturbation.

Bray also British slang meaning to "Beat"

Not to be confused with "I'm going to Bray you". Meaning I'm going to beat you up.

"I'm going to Bray one off"

"I let our lass Bray me off"

Bray British slang meaning to beat.

by The Yorkshire stripper July 2, 2018

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dropping a stinky one

to go poop. also see taking a turd.

"OHHHH YUUUCCCKKKK!!! Who dropping a stinky one???"
"heehee, i am."

by sowutboutit?? May 9, 2010

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the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.

Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.

by milkatraz October 26, 2004

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Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

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one nip dip

V. Exposing one's nipple silently and immediately leaving an event, occasion, or situation.

N. The silent exposure of a singular nipple before immediately leaving an event, occasion, or situation.

V. I one nip dipped my boss today after telling them that I quit.

N. When my OKC date was going sour, I gave them the old "one nip dip".

by honeywitch June 6, 2017

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