Squishy Water

The squishiest water on the internet. Squishy Water is a clothing brand run by Nick Casper and is based on Sad Water.

Person 1: Do you have the new Squishy Water shirt?
Person 2: Duh, it's the squishiest merch ever!

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

nebraska water

Commonly known as "Barton's", it's a brand of Vodka. If you live in Nebraska and you don't know what Barton Vodka is then you must be living under a rock

"Yo what's in your cup?!"
"That Nebraska Water bro!"
"Ayye shoutout to the homie Barton am I right"
"Hell fuckin yeah"

by Hahahahahahaokay October 13, 2015

Dog water

Something horrible.

You: Do you like this cup?
Me: No, it's dog water.

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

Starbucks water

When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.

by Air handler December 9, 2021

water

you drink it

"ill have water" you said that bc ur broke and cant afford the pop

by Not nalina January 22, 2022