Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

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A bitch boy that’s does way to much for a piece of Pussy or a girls acknowledgment they are such bitches we will watch them burn

Bro your a simp you down bad bum

by God of ki November 22, 2021

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Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in order to win their affection

Alicia: Omg Sofi is such a simp!
Sam: Sofi is the embodiment of the word simp.
Sofi: BRUH.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

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Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

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Simp means
S= Super
I=Insane
M=Minecraft
P=Player

-Friend “ yo bro your a simp
-Me “ stfu I don’t like girls any girl rn I wanna stay single forever l
-Friend “ oh no not like that it mean super intense Minecraft player SIMP duh “
-Me “ ohhhh you got me there bud “

by Lolshddh November 22, 2021

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