dirty one direction

when five boys gather in a circle a round a purple poka dot dildo. They then proceed to twerk to what makes you beautiful and then fart in each others faces.

me and the boys pulled a dirty one direction last night

by dirty one direction May 10, 2020

jingle one out

euphemism for masturbation

"I'll be right back, I've got to go jingle one out"

by Seleukos April 27, 2010

Hug Plus One

The concept of getting an erection during a hug. Creepy when one hugs a girl, gay when one hugs a guy, may on occasion (read: in pornography) have a happy ending.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cut down on the PDA, man. I don't want your hug to become a hug plus one!

by Wonderwalrus June 15, 2009

das a good one

thats a great one

damnn pachh das a good one!

by apnq December 7, 2010

no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

by pagylolo October 21, 2020

dropping a stinky one

to go poop. also see taking a turd.

"OHHHH YUUUCCCKKKK!!! Who dropping a stinky one???"
"heehee, i am."

by sowutboutit?? May 9, 2010

Bray one off

British slang for masturbation.

Bray also British slang meaning to "Beat"

Not to be confused with "I'm going to Bray you". Meaning I'm going to beat you up.

"I'm going to Bray one off"

"I let our lass Bray me off"

Bray British slang meaning to beat.

by The Yorkshire stripper July 2, 2018