National post Jahjah Day

Jahjah is the most sweetest girl ever she pretty asf and everybody want her add her on Snapchat @jahjahlaja and get y’all pictures to post her periodtt..

marie : you know what tm
Zay: ummm August 8th
Marie: No it’s National Post Jahjah Day, u know the most prettiest girl in the world. Like Duhh
Zay: ohhh shit I’m finna get her picture

It means post her Bc she is pretty
National post Jahjah Day

by Prett bihh August 7, 2019

National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

National send titty day

September 3rd-5th is the days you ask a girl to send a picture/video of her tits and she MUST send it.

Boy-“Aye girl you know today is September 4th which is national send titty day so gone head.”
Girl-“Aw fuck. Here man.”
-Send video of them titties

by That boy Damien September 3, 2019

National Eat Garbage Day

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can

Boy “What day is it today”
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day”

by Mmdddkk May 23, 2018

national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

by Sam's real February 2, 2020