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put house

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.
by sugar momma pj March 6, 2024
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Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.
Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018
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Daisy’s house

Person A: “I’m gonna go play daisy’s house”
Person B: “the game with the evil flower guy?”
Person A: “…no.” (The one with the evil mushroom guy)
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Haunted house

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious
I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house
by Certified concoction September 10, 2020
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Bounce House

The Bounce House is when two people have intercourse, as usual, but there is a third person jumping on the bed to simulate sex in a bounce house.
Dude 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite sex position.
Dude 2: Y'know I really like being the guy who does the Bounce House!
Dude 1: Just say your a voyeur dawg...
by Baby Showers Gone Right January 26, 2024
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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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house tough

Someone who thinks they are hard core when they are in their own home because they have their own family to back them up. But, when they are out of their area they are scared to open their mouth.
In Home: She better not act up here in my home! She better check herself!! (Said in home)

Out of the home: Person may be quiet and keep to their self until they reach home to be "house tough." Smiles are fake.

May also be tough through websites ie; Facebook, Instagram, Twitter with lame quotes
by justbeREAL March 6, 2014
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