Fortnite

The Most Shit Game On The Planet.

Every Kid In My School: FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND PLAY MINECRAFT,ROBLOX OR WORLD OF FUCKING WAR CRAFT !

The Teacher: DETENTION FOR SWEARING!

by ANormalPersonWhoHatesLife January 14, 2020

Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.

Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

Fortnite

a popular free game played by virgins and 3 year olds.

dumbass #1: "FORTNITE BATTLE PASSSSS"
dumbass #2: "I JUST SHIT... OUT MY ASSSSSS"

by 💪😐🫵 September 7, 2022

Fortnite

White nerds play this game. Don’t have girlfriends. A synonym is Cancer

“I am diagnosed with Fortnite”
“Let’s Play some more”

by XtremeSteven21 May 10, 2018

Fortnite

It is a sign of eternal virginity.

MobBuster12345: Hey Zach, wanna play some fortnite.
Zachpac: No, because im not gay. #CancelFortnite

by _Awooga_X September 27, 2020

kodiak fortnite

kodiak fortnite is hani abughalis cup of tea

man: yo what's yo cup of tea lad
hani abugali: kodiak fortnite breh

by zimuffffffff December 17, 2023

fortnite

literally the worst game ever i don’t get why y’all play it it’s literally shi go play more superior games like minecraft or roblox

person: hey wanna play fortnite with me?
me: uhm you really think imma play that worthless game? nah fam i’m finna play some minecraft

by basil🐓🖐🏻 April 18, 2020