Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

Ghost Finger Wave

The act of using your right arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture but staying at a horizontal angle (much like a Sieg Heil but winding in and out your middle finger keeping your other fingers closed) whilst Ghost Riding past people and Police on your illegal Electric Bike thus giving the Police "the finger" Ghost style not like the Queen Mother who did this with all four fingers (Royal Finger Wave).

I love to give people and the Police a Ghost Finger Wave whilst I Ghost Ride.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Royal Finger Wave

The act of a member of the Royal Family waving at a member of the public but not in a Royal style (hand rotating in a forward direction with fingers fixed at a horizontal angle) but with their hand and fingers pointing to the person and them moving their fingers up and down in a friendly manner just like they are waving at an acquaintance.

In 1982 the Queen Mum waved at me with a Royal Finger Wave and not the usual Royal Wave whilst I crossed a bridge over the River Thames in London with my father.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Serbian finger trap

When one places their flaccid penis inside a bottle or can and then gets a boner, resulting in a stuck penis in said container. A can may also result in a cut.

Honey, why is your dick cut up? My friends tricked me into a Serbian finger trap.

911 what's your emergency? Serbian finger trap...

by Govedo August 16, 2020

Philadelphia finger fuck

Putting cheese whizz on your finger, then finger banging a girl's anus or vagina

Cherry came up from New Orleans and was Philadelphia finger fucked with dollar general cheese whizz by Nathan

by Gramma's left titty June 9, 2020

Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.

Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."

by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020