douche

failure to hackey sack, hack fail

damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!

by satan beef April 2, 2010

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

Douche Bag

The_Drawing_Otaku#2437

The_Drawing_Otaku#2437 on discord is the biggest douche bag I know, and I question myself each day how he could pull a goddess like Sunny.

by Peach and Daisy November 8, 2021

Door Douche

(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash

Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!

by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023

douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013

Douche drizzle

A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching

He is a complete douche drizzle.

by K&B2018 September 13, 2018