douche bag

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance

Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag

by surfchick69 November 23, 2010

Bag It and Shag It

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.

Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!

by El_Mudkip January 5, 2009

Button Bag

An eighth of marijuana

Yo can I cop a button bag? You know that 3.5 grams of dope dog?

by Op3r4tionCw4l March 30, 2010

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

Gag in a Bag

It's the real moniker of the somehow popular restaruant "Jack in the Box", derived from the sickening feeling you get after eating their ground horse ass. Some of their food is less vile than others, but NOTHING on the menu is legit, especially the value menu, which, when eaten, will always have a few "surprises" in the meat IE: bone, sinew, and cartilage from god knows what animals.

I was eating my hamburger delux and heard a CRUNCH and noticed the meat was filled with cartilage, and I Gagged in the Bag.



(for UD's stupid requirements that my example match word for word gag in a bag)

by ganjboy420yaa October 25, 2008

Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.

E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad

by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007

bag monkey

a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana

domenic is a bag monkey he likes to peel the old bag off sabrina to reveal the new bag

by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005