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The Royal James

Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.
That girl’s a freak! We did The Royal James last night!”
by Barer of bad news July 30, 2021
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James

An absolute faggot that lost a baseball game 7-0 and dick rides the fuck out of Mookie betts even tho he’s ass at the sport and should quit. He should never play video games again he is so ass at them. Shitty ass wifi too
by Dhushd August 31, 2022
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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James and Sharee

James and Sharee: The best couples names . A fire that burns so deep and strong in their soul for each other that no one could possible ever put out. Strong and powerful together ... Untouchable and unstoppable. Amazing Caring loving parents and couple. After all these years she/he is still the one. A bond so great and fierce that nothing could ever keep them apart. True soul mates. Not even death will keep these two apart. No matter what... no matter where... At the end of every night and beginning of everyday it will always be them .
I wish we where like James and Sharee . If only we could be James and Sharee . James and Sharee been together forever! It's okay can't everyone be like James and Sharee. They really love each other that James and Sharee....Always keeping it Real! Bye haters love, James and Sharee.xoxo
by Jim,jam,mygirlalwaysbethe1 October 21, 2022
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james

A fucking cunt who likes to rape and hump people he is often never loved
friend 1:God here comes james
friend 2:*begins to hump people*
by OpieDaDog March 6, 2022
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James

James is a boy that gets a lot of girls but moves on very quickly. James is a usually a very attractive man and can treat girls right. He also can be good at pickup lines. James also has very close friends
If you hear the name James that probably means they have had a lot of gfs
by Oranges11 January 13, 2021
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James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019
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