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Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.
Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022
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Basically, John wick, Norris, and Rambo rolled into one. The world's ultimate badass lolll.
To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass
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Ryan

1 -
(Adj) - synonym for Awesome

2 -
(N) - a fat circumcised penis
I’m feeling so Ryan today

-is that true?
“No”
by Nonmame November 28, 2021
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Ryan East

One which believes there’s and actual definition for their name on Urban Dictionary. Made you look!
by Dorian Scott January 13, 2023
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Ryan Cisera

by marelized mapple September 2, 2020
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ryan

color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”

ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”

ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
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If you ever meet a "girl" named Ryan, You have hit the BIG TIME!! Ryan is a tough as hell, no holds barred, loyal friend who will always have your back. She also will be the first person to tell you when you've done fucked up and then sit you down and say, "Hey, we will figure something out!"
She seems "Flighty" because she constantly is moving in and out of the state...but, her heart is always holding on to her friendships - and when she returns, she expects to pick up exactly where y'all left off.

Ryan is a whole lot of spunk and attitude. Many would even call her a CUNT. Which she certainty can be. Especially to those who she doesn't deem fit to be near her inner circle. She expects to be treated as an EQUAL- her inner circle is always filled with guys.
She also collects "Mini-Me's" - which is her harem of young men she collects who have the common first name of Ryan.

Conclusion: Ryan Rocks!!
Damn, you don't want to fuck with Ryan. She'll hand you your balls with a throat punch for good measure.

For being "Fun-Size" she (Ryan) sure does deliver one hell of a punch!!
by Rinogirl October 2, 2019
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