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Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
by EazyEli February 24, 2017
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Reverse Cum

When you bust a fat load but it was so good you want to experience it again so you take a nintendo 3ds stylus and a urethra sized funnel and you put the man juice into the funnel and stuff it down with the nintendo 3ds stylus all the way up to where nut is stored, the bladder, then u conk your man meat until you cum again. Then repeat until intervention.
Mom: Bickletuck get down here foods ready!

Bickletuck: MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO REVERSE CUM

MOM: Well.. boys will be boys.
by Dickmanut February 22, 2025
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reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022
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reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.
If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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reverse horizontal napoleon complex

A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.
That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
by strykermech January 30, 2021
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Reverse Electric Blanket

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.
She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!
by Matt SR December 10, 2007
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reverse bobbit

jb gave his x wife a reverse bobbit
by brassballs February 10, 2008
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