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Michael Jackson

A very hot guy that loves to hold women in his arms. If you are his special someone he will call you "baby girl"
Michael Jackson is so hot he will be my next boyfriend!
by Michael Jackson's baby girl September 17, 2022
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Michael dixie

Beautiful goddess , manifestation of perfection. With a large generous giving heart. Do not double cross this quieted creature for fear of awakening the chained demon....Has great boobs.
by Foggyam419 December 21, 2016
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Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
by SumSquid December 4, 2024
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Michael

When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)
person 1: oh look its Michael!

person 2: i hope he notices me

person 3: im wet
by michaelismwah November 23, 2021
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Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart
by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021
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Michael Camilleri

A little pansy with no dick and he loves anal
he is a michael camilleri (gay shit)
by heiuqgfler April 2, 2013
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