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Michael

Doesn’t need a lot to be smart but takes a lot to be stupid
Michael is the wrong dune coon
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.
by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023
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Michael

Michael is a fun loving weirdo. He has everything that you will need. He loves his dog and his girlfriend very much and would punch anyone that tried to hurt them. He loves nature, animals and food. Michael is a mystical man that is not of this world.
“Wow did you see Michael today?”

“No did you”?

“Yes omg Michael is so magical
by Chrissay91210 May 13, 2022
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Michael

Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.
“That Michael guy is such a prick”
“Yea but he’s hot though
by Die hard Deathabat November 23, 2021
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michael fulton

That white kid that you want to stay away from. Michael Fulton is the annoying kid that wears skin tight pants. He is funny at times though and is a good friend even though he is annoying at times.
by ManManEthan February 27, 2017
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Michael

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.
That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!
by chowduh August 2, 2023
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Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.
Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?
by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023
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