Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.
by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
by anonymous April 19, 2021

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
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