May 15

Happy thresh main day

may 15 is the day a thresh main was born

by misspresident October 16, 2019

May 25th

Send your boyfriend a tittie pic day

you should send me a tittie pic, because it’s May 25th

by Haveahoe May 25, 2022

May 31st

National Kiss a boy with freckles day

May 31st.

by I eat apple juice May 30, 2022

May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

archie may

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.

omg is that archie may he has no mates

by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

Lillie-Mai

A GIRL WHO BREAKS HER BACK IN HER INSTAGRAM PHOTOS AND SENDS ARSE PICTURE TO BOYS AND WEARS HER MUMS THONG

OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PHOTO OF LILLIE-MAI

by bgfdfjkghlofih October 9, 2019

May 19th

Chop off his head day

Girl 1 : Hey, did you know Anne Boleyn was beheaded on May 19th?
Girl 2: Oh my gosh, no way!
Girl 1: Yeah, thats why we get to get revenge today!

by delightful definitions March 21, 2025