Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.

You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!

by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.

Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.

by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018

inane douche

What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used

Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.

by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022

Douche Babe

noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.

Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.

Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”

Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”

by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022