The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back

That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

two

when your relationship lasts only for two days

my friend was in a relationship for only two days
me: loool two what a loser
he: no stop -crys-
me: lol two

by Notnmv April 18, 2021

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

Onety-two

A spin off of the popular "oney-one" online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation of twelve (12) in order to be consistent with other numbers between ten and twenty . The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus two. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-two" and "oney-two" or could also be denoted as "twoteen."

The Ocean's12 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-two."

by Qmoshyn December 25, 2023

two skidoos

A very small girl also refered to as a floppy or a teener. Very addicted to social media and cellphones

Teener two skidoos

by yoyoyo8765309 October 31, 2013