National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

national skip school day

on november 19 it’s national skip school day

the students skipped school on november 19 as national skip school day

by bree04 November 17, 2019

National Dj disease Day

On April 12 we celebrate the people who have not gotten the Dj disease

The meaning of national Dj disease day is anus.

by Anus wuz here April 11, 2019

Happy National Fuck Day

National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)

Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know

by Imabitchypsyco April 12, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

on april 13 you send nudes to anyone who asks

Hey its national send nudes day you should send some

by mcdavey96types April 13, 2019

National swallow dick trip

June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers

Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work

by Moneyman will June 12, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019