michael newton

A really cool dad

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"

by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022

Michael

Michaels are so fucking hot. They usually have curly hair. Michaels are extremely funny and cute with the people that the enjoy being with . Michaels are hygienic , meaning they are clean. They also tend to be muscular with beautiful, sexy abs and biceps. They don't like flexing much tho and are usually quite. Michaels have amazing personalities and although u find them rude to other people, they really are caring if u don't carry out a bad influence or bad attitude towards them. As a friend, Michaels are amazing people and help u in any way u can as long as u respect them. Michaels also don't like cursing and using inappropriate words but if they feel attacked verbally, they would use em. Although they seem quite and by themselves at times, do not underestimate them. They are noticing everything that is happening around them and they can be very dangerous if u make them ur enemy. U may make fun of em and Michaels are fine with that, BUT if borders are passed and u say something personal... nah i feel sorry fer u. Michaels are athletic and agile as well. One thing all people should know is that they should NEVER, EVER run in a race against a Michael. Dont...Just dont. THEY WILL FUCKING LEAVE U IN THE DUST. THEY ARE FAST. TOOOO FAST FOR UR LEVEL. DONT. MICHAELS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT! THEY GON BE EMBARRASING U. jus a quic warning , incase u decide too race one...

"OMG ITS MICHAEL!!!"
"AH! Ik. HES SO HOT AF"
"Bitch stay back, that boy mine!"

by Gab-54h March 18, 2024

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018

Michael Avila

Honest, great listener, likes animals, likes traveling. Like doing last minute things, plan last minute, loves to eat.

Let’s go to Michael Avila to chill relax and have couple drinks.

by Rangel27 November 24, 2021

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.

Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.

by DrtyMan July 12, 2019