Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch May 28, 2012
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Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
by CloakMaster June 09, 2018
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douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.
ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."
by mr_chili August 31, 2011
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Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.
Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".
by El Jalapeño August 19, 2011
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Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...
Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !
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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
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