Douche nozzle

One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.

That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!

by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016

Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025

douche

Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.

That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.

by testacular June 21, 2016

Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.

Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".

by El Jalapeño August 22, 2011

douche

Daniel

Daniel is a douche

by BigDog69420 September 6, 2018

Douche

A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.

Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.

Bob: Who, Billy Mays?

Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.

Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.

Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.

by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014